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charliechompers:

9,986,000 minutes - Dunder-Mifflin Employees (The Office Cast)

9, 986, 000 minutes
We actually sat down and did the math.
9, 986, 000 minutes.
That’s how many minutes that you’ve worked here.
In costumes and impressions,
In meetings, In cups of coffee.
For birthdays, for meetings and for e-mail forwards you made us read.
9, 986, 000 minutes.
That’s like watching Die Hard 80, 000 times.
You hit me with your car. You helped me get off drugs. I watch you when you sleep. I forgive you for kissing me!

Remember to call. Remember to call. Don’t for get to call, text or e-mail. Measure, measure your live in love! Remember to call. Remember to call. You’ve got to remember to call!

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