(Source: lemonsnickety)
(Source: pambeesly)
(Source: jimhalpert)
(Source: jimhalpert)
Jim Halpert: Oh really? Who’s gonna take you in? You’re messy; you’re a klutz, you spill everything; and you leave the volume on the tv, way too loud.
Pam Beesly: Yeah. Maybe I’ll just move in with my boyfriend because he’s kind of a slob too.
Jim Halpert: Ok sure. Let’s do it.
Pam Beesly: No, I, um, well I’m not gonna, I’m— I’m not gonna move in with anyone unless I’m engaged.
Jim Halpert: Have I not proposed to you yet?
Pam Beesly: Hmm I don’t think. Nope.
Jim Halpert: Oh, well, that’s comin’.
Pam Beesly: Oh right now?
Jim Halpert: No. I’m not gonna do it right here, that would be rather lame.
Pam Beesly: Ok so then when?
Jim Halpert: Pam, I’m not gonna tell you. I hate to break it to you but that’s not how that works.
Pam Beesly: Ohh right.
Jim Halpert: Hey I’m serious. It’s happening. And when it happens, it’s going to kick your ass Beesly. So, stay sharp.
Pam Beesly: I’ve been warned.
Jim Halpert: I am not kidding. Got it a week after we started dating.
Hey Pam… will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?




