Dwight: What’s this?
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Dwight: That wasn’t here before.
Jim: It’s a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires.
Dwight: Yours doesn’t.
Jim: Does it?
Dwight: No… It’s going in a different direction than all the other wires.
Jim: Dwight, I’m really busy. [Dwight follows red wire]
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Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market out by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. [camera zooms into Dwight] Oh, he’ll be fine. I made it up there.
Dwight: Then we meet at Denny’s and compare notes..
Michael: No, I never said Denny’s. IHOP.
Dwight: No, I said Denny’s.
Michael: IHOP. We’re going to IHOP.
Dwight: You know how I feel about IHOP!
Michael: Don’t start.
Dwight: You socialist!
Michael: You know what, I don’t wanna get into this debate again.
Dwight: Okay.
Michael: I enjoy IHOP.
Dwight: I’ll have a cup of coffee.
Michael: You will have pancakes and you will like it.
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